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This is not good

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 23:50:07 GMT

I'm afraid to eat my lunch. Matilda the Hun glared at me as I picked up my chicken salad sandwich.

Then later the nurses at the clinic scattered like dandelion fluff when I walked up the hall.

What the hell is wrong with everyone?

Okay, so the fertility injections make me a little crazy. And volatile.

I want a baby! Every donor I choose is quickly nixed by Dr. Pain In My Ass. Who does he think he is? You'd think HE wan.....

No.

No way. I'm not living my life with a Mini-He saying things like, "Yes, mother. I want to poke my eye out with this stick."

Dr. Lone Ranger wrote:

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:54:56 GMT

"DON'T USE YOUR REAL NAME. WE COULD GET SUED.
Jeez, I'd think you of all people would want to be pseudonymous. Though I guess that doesn't work on doc_personals, huh."

OK, so I get it. No more office stationery in the journal.

But, really! Sued?

This from the guy who played "Where's Waldo" with a tick on a female minor without a female attendant or parental consent- IN AN ELEVATOR.

*rolls eyes at doc_personal comment*

It just so happens I met a lovely Cardiologist at the fundraiser, not that it is anyone's business.

Oh, God.

*zooms off to doc_personals to see if The Lone Ranger and Tonto have profiles*

Who knew?

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 13:36:52 GMT

Yes, I'm a very happy person right about now. Finding Dr. Lone Ranger's LJ is a boon.

I think I shall rather enjoy this.

But first, I think I'll have to check out the book he recced to Tonto. Those two have a rather unique relationship. This bears further study.

Hmmm...

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 22:55:11 GMT

A LiveJournal...

So... this is what Dr. Pain In My Ass does in his spare time.

*annoyed*